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Do you have water? I’m a little horse.
Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
Well, this is hawkward.
How do fish end their work emails?
Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A. The prawn broker.
That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!
What did the bird watcher say when she mistook a hawk for an eagle?
This is pandamonium!