Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
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It’s easier to remember your age if you don’t change it every year.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake.
Greeting Cards: When you care enough to send the very best but not enough to actually write something.
Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Try taking the candles off.
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When you slice it.
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
A: From a cat-alogue.
I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.