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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me!—Contributed by Laurie Callier
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Otto know what’s taking you so long!
Harry up and let me in!
Boo hoo who?
Aww, don’t cry—it’s just a joke.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Ken.Ken who?Ken you let me in?
Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?