Q: What is the name of the witch who lives in the desert?
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Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones
Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone.
Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I dunno. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.