Q: What is the name of the witch who lives in the desert?
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The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.
Q. What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A. A cornfield!
Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!
Q: What is in a ghost’s nose?
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.
Q: Know why skeletons are so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.