Q: What is the name of the witch who lives in the desert?
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Q: How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
A: You use a pumpkin patch!
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A. Because you can see right through them!
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
Q: What goes Ha-ha-ha-ha!, thud!!! and keeps laughing?
A: A monster laughing it’s head off!
Q: What is in a ghost’s nose?
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What is a recess at a mortuary called?
A: A Coffin Break!
Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.