Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
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Carmen let me in already!
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WeevilWeevil who?Weevil weevil rock you.—Contributed by Lubna Wali
Robin you—hand over the cash!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Ice cream.Ice cream who?ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!
That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!