Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
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Dozen anyone want to let me in?
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Ice cream.Ice cream who?ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
Scold outside—let me in!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Radio.Radio who?Radio not, here I come!—Contributed by Diane Page
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.