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Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
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Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips!
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it.
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school? He just didn’t have the stomach for it.
The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
Q: What is in a ghost’s nose?
Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!