Do I Look Like a Short-Order Cook?
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
One of my customers at the department of motor vehicles wanted a personalized license plate with his wedding anniversary on it. As we completed the paperwork he explained, "This way I can't forget the date."
A few hours later, I recognized the same young man waiting in my line. When his turn came, he said somewhat sheepishly, "I need to change the numbers on that plate application."