What Are Two Things…
Q: What are two things you wouldn’t eat after waking up?
A: Lunch and dinner.
More Jokes
Finish the Sequence
Q. Name the next letter in this sequence: J F M A M J J A S O N ?
A. D. The sequence contains the first letter of every month, in order.
Q: What Do You Call an Amish Guy…
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.
Which Month Has…
Q: Which month has 28 days?
A: All of them, silly!
Yellow I Look…
Q: Yellow I look and massive I weigh. In the morning I come to brighten your day. What am I?
A: A school bus.
What Did Zero Say…
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
A Rock-Solid Joke
Q. What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?
A. The faces on Mount Rushmore!
Source: Twenty Two Words
Which Is the Most…
Q: Which is the most curious letter?
A: Y?
