What Do You Call…
Q: What do you call a bear without an ear?
A: A “b”.
More Jokes
Apples 2 Apples
Q. There are three apples on a table and you take away two of them. How many apples do you have now?
A. Two, of course!
What Are Two Things…
Q: What are two things you wouldn’t eat after waking up?
A: Lunch and dinner.
…Unless You Want to Be Wrong, of Course
Q. What question can you never answer “Yes” to?
A. What does “N-O” spell?
Magic Number
Q. How do you make the number one disappear?
A. Add the letter G and then presto—it’s Gone!
How Far Can a Fox…
Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?
A: Only halfway—then he’s running out of it!
What Starts With a P…
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
A: The Post Office!
This One Might Take a *Lot* of Thought
Q. I have hundreds of wheels, but move, I do not.
Call me what I am: Call me a lot.
What am I?
A. A parking garage/”lot”
Source: Playbuzz
