With Pointed Fangs I…
Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A: A stapler
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Why Did the Boy…
Q: Why did the boy throw a bucket out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: Why did the boy throw his watch out the window?
A: He wanted to … Read More
I Am the Beginning…
Q: I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. Who am I?
A: The letter E.
What Word Begins…
Q: What word begins and ends with an E, but only has one letter?
A: Envelope!
Land and T
Q. Why is an island like the letter T?
A. They’re both in the middle of water!
More is Less
Q. What five-letter word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it?
A. “Short” (add +”er”)!
What Are Two Things…
Q: What are two things you wouldn’t eat after waking up?
A: Lunch and dinner.
Tell This One Out Loud!
Q. One (k)night, a king and a queen went into a castle. There was no one in the castle when they went in, and no one else entered the castle while they were there. The next day, three people came out of the castle. Who were they?
A. The … Read More