Yellow I Look…
Q: Yellow I look and massive I weigh. In the morning I come to brighten your day. What am I?
A: A school bus.
More Jokes
Toto, We’re Not in Cans Anymore…
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
“Curses! Foil again!”
Submitted by Paul Stewart, Richmond, Utah
Take a Second Look
Q. How many seconds are there in a year?
A. Twelve—January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…
What Has 13 Hearts…
Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A: A deck of playing cards.
Why Did the Boy…
Q: Why did the boy throw a bucket out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: Why did the boy throw his watch out the window?
A: He wanted to … Read More
Capping It Off
Q. I have a neck, but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I?
A. A bottle!
Odd Indeed
Q. I’m an odd number. If you take away one of the letters in my name, I become even. What number am I?
A. Seven. (Take away the S!)
A Tall Tale
Q. A girl fell off of a 30-foot ladder, but she didn’t get hurt at all. How is this possible?
A. She fell off the bottom step!
