Yellow I Look…
Q: Yellow I look and massive I weigh. In the morning I come to brighten your day. What am I?
A: A school bus.
More Jokes
Finish the Sequence
Q. Name the next letter in this sequence: J F M A M J J A S O N ?
A. D. The sequence contains the first letter of every month, in order.
What Are Two Things…
Q: What are two things you wouldn’t eat after waking up?
A: Lunch and dinner.
Just Like Magic
Q. A magician promises that he can throw a ball as hard as he can and have it stop, change direction, and come back to him. He claims he can do it without the ball bouncing off of anything, the ball being tied to anything, or the use of … Read More
More is Less
Q. What five-letter word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it?
A. “Short” (add +”er”)!
Why Was the Chef…
Q: Why was the chef embarrassed?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
Land and T
Q. Why is an island like the letter T?
A. They’re both in the middle of water!
What Do You Call…
Q: What do you call a bear without an ear?
A: A “b”.