Q. You can break me without touching me, or even seeing me. What am I?
A. A promise
Q. There’s a one-story house where everything inside is pink: pink walls, pink doors, pink floors, pink ceilings, pink windows, pink curtains, pink chairs, and pink tables. What color are the stairs?
A. There are none—it’s a one-story … Read More
Q. What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
A. A bed.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
“Curses! Foil again!”
Submitted by Paul Stewart, Richmond, Utah
Q: Which is the most curious letter?
A: Y?
Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A: A stapler
Q: What kind of cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam.
Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short!
Q. I’m an odd number. If you take away one of the letters in my name, I become even. What number am I?
A. Seven. (Take away the S!)
