What Can Run But Never Walks…
Q: What can run, but never walks? Has a mouth, but never talks? Has a head, but never weeps? Has a bed, but never sleeps?
A: A river.
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Why Did the Boy…
Q: Why did the boy throw a bucket out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: Why did the boy throw his watch out the window?
A: He wanted to … Read More
This One Might Take a *Lot* of Thought
Q. I have hundreds of wheels, but move, I do not.
Call me what I am: Call me a lot.
What am I?
A. A parking garage/”lot”
Source: Playbuzz
With Pointed Fangs I…
Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A: A stapler
Cat in a Box
Q. How many cats can you put in an empty box?
A. One. After that, the box isn’t empty anymore.
Finish the Sequence
Q. Name the next letter in this sequence: J F M A M J J A S O N ?
A. D. The sequence contains the first letter of every month, in order.
What Is Easy to Get Into…
Q: What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble.
Toto, We’re Not in Cans Anymore…
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
“Curses! Foil again!”
Submitted by Paul Stewart, Richmond, Utah
