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Q: Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?
A: He'll dessert you.
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Trail mix is just an inconvenient way to eat M&Ms.
I finally heard some good news. I’m not overweight. I’m undertall. What a relief!
Q: What do you call a dumb omnivore?
A: A meathead!
One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.
You have a Slim-Fast for breakfast, a Slim-Fast for lunch; then, you eat a “sensible dinner.” How sensible are you going to be after eating powder all day?
What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale? A balanced meal.
When someone asks me if I quit my diet… not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy Twinkies.
Hey, Lady! Want to drop 5 pounds? Let go of the purse.