Q: Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?
A: He'll dessert you.
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It’s hard to lose weight when you have an overactive knife and fork.
Trail mix is just an inconvenient way to eat M&Ms.
Did you hear about the gourmet who avoids unfashionable restaurants because he doesn’t want to gain weight in the wrong places?
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
It took a lot of will power. But I finally gave up dieting.
Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two…alone. —”Laugh Yourself Healthy,” by Charles Hunter
I wish I hated pizza as much as pizza hates me.
My fitness coach told me to bend down and touch my toes. I said, “I don’t have that kind of relationship with my feet. Can I just wave?” —@KerryKatona7