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If you can’t beat them, arrange
to have them beaten.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.
I got all my looks from my father. Mostly just the look of disappointment.
Old daredevils never die; they just get discouraged.
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.—Slappy White
After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read, “Be quiet for a little while.” His read, “Talk while you have a chance.”
Carol Burks, Providence, Rhode Island
An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates.
a deeply religious
time that each of us
observes, in his own way, by going to the
mall of his choice.