Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
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Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake.
Pecan somebody your own size!
Q. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A. Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi
Want to hear something terrible?
See? I told you it was tear-able.