Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!
Q. Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
A. No—unless you Count Dracula!
Q. Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
A. No—unless you Count Dracula!
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something.
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something.
Q. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
A. Because she always runs away from the ball!
Q. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
A. Because she always runs away from the ball!
Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
A. He Neverlands!
Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
A. He Neverlands!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?
A. A pie-thon!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?
A. A pie-thon!
Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of?
A: Tell me.
Q: The trap-azoid.
Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of?
A: Tell me.
Q: The trap-azoid.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Gladys.
A: Gladys, who?
Q: Gladys the weekend—no homework!
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Gladys.
A: Gladys, who?
Q: Gladys the weekend—no homework!
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Wooden shoe.
A: Wooden shoe, who?
Q: Wooden shoe like to know!
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Wooden shoe.
A: Wooden shoe, who?
Q: Wooden shoe like to know!
Q: Knock Knock
A: Who’s there?
Q: Felix.
A: Felix who?
Q: Felixausted, let me in!
Q: Knock Knock
A: Who’s there?
Q: Felix.
A: Felix who?
Q: Felixausted, let me in!
Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam
Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam
Q: Why did the crab never share?
A: Because he’s shellfish
Q: Why did the crab never share?
A: Because he’s shellfish
Q: Where did the vampire college student go clothes shopping?
A: Forever 21
Q: Where did the vampire college student go clothes shopping?
A: Forever 21