An Enlightening Riddle Q. I weigh nothing, but you can still see me. If you put me in a bucket, I make the bucket lighter. What am I? A. A hole! Source: Brainzilla …
Oh, “Ai” Get It! Q. I am a word that begins with the letter I. If you add the letter A to me, I become a new word with a different meaning, but that sounds exactly the same. What word am I? A. Isle (add A to make “Aisle”) …
The Deadly Rooms Q. A prisoner is forced to go into one of three rooms, but he can choose which room. The first room is ablaze with fire. The second one is rigged with explosives that will go off as soon as he enters. The third contains a pair of lions who haven’t eaten in years. Which room […] …
Window-Washing Whoopsie Q. A man is washing windows on the 25th floor of an apartment building. Suddenly, he slips and falls. He has nothing to cushion his fall, and no safety equipment—but he doesn’t get hurt. How is this possible? A. He’s washing windows inside the building. Source: Twenty Two Words …
A Rock-Solid Joke Q. What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing? A. The faces on Mount Rushmore! Source: Twenty Two Words …
This One Might Take a *Lot* of Thought Q. I have hundreds of wheels, but move, I do not. Call me what I am: Call me a lot. What am I? A. A parking garage/”lot” Source: Playbuzz …
…Unless You Want to Be Wrong, of Course Q. What question can you never answer “Yes” to? A. What does “N-O” spell? …
Cemetery Story Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story? A: Because there are so many plots there! …
Interrupting Ghost Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting? A: “Spook when you’re spooken to.” …
Locked Cemetery Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night? A: Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates! …
The Law of Coffee If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold. …
So Much for Packing Light Q: Why did the baby elephant need a new suitcase for her vacation? A: She only had a little trunk. …
If Hippos Could Talk Hippo 1: You look like you’re gaining weight. Hippo 2: That’s very hippo-critical of you. …
Scrooge’s Favorite Pet Q: Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb? A: Because it would say, “Baaaaahh humbug!” …
Elephant For Hire Q: Why didn’t the elephant get the job he wanted? A: His qualifications were completely irrelephant. …
Hope You’re Not Lactose Intolerant 1. Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have? A: Plenty of milk! …
