Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
Brrr!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Real Sharp
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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This Seems Familiar…
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock! Knock!
Poet and You Don’t Even Know It
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
Mistaken Identity
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!!
Pigs Fly
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!
Do the Monster Math
Q. Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
A. No—unless you Count Dracula!
The Plot Thickens
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something.
The Glass Slippers Don’t Help…
Q. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
A. Because she always runs away from the ball!
You Can Fly
Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
A. He Neverlands!
Serpents Plus Sweets
Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?
A. A pie-thon!
Out Of Shape
Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of?
A: Tell me.
Q: The trap-azoid.
Gladys Is At The Door
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Gladys.
A: Gladys, who?
Q: Gladys the weekend—no homework!
Knocking On My Door
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Wooden shoe.
A: Wooden shoe, who?
Q: Wooden shoe like to know!
Felix Is At The Door
Q: Knock Knock
A: Who’s there?
Q: Felix.
A: Felix who?
Q: Felixausted, let me in!
Two Giraffes Are Driving
Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam
Sharing A Crab
Q: Why did the crab never share?
A: Because he’s shellfish
Where Vampires Shop
Q: Where did the vampire college student go clothes shopping?
A: Forever 21
