I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
In the late ’50s I was working construction, leveling the corner of a house that we had jacked about 4 inches above the ground. One of the jacks slipped and the house came down with a loud bang.
The next thing we knew, the owner, who was a minister, ran out and looked up at the sky. “I thought the Lord was coming!” he told us. We all had a good laugh.