Customer Service Jokes

Test your sales humor with these customer service jokes.

Customer service: We’ve all been there. Get a laugh out of our collection of call center jokes and funny customer service jokes.

Speech Impediment

Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O’Hare airport in Chicago. Along with hotel accommodations, the airline issued each passenger a $10 meal ticket, or “chit.” That evening after...

Unappetizing

My wife and I run a small restaurant where we often name our specials after our employees—dishes like “Chicken Mickey,” after our dishwasher who gave us the recipe, and “Rod’s...

Angry Customers

The speaker at my bank’s drive-through window had been broken for weeks, and we tellers had to resort to miming or writing notes to communicate with our frustrated customers. One...

Win-Win

I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. “Airfare to Denver is $300,” the cheery salesperson...

1-800-WasteMyTime

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Customer Service

Thank you for calling VeriCom Customer Care. Your call is important to us, though not as important as it is to you.