Q: Why does vegan cheese taste bad? A: It hasn’t been tested on mice.
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper? He sold his soul to seitan!
Q: How many carnivores does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They prefer to stay in the dark!
Q: What do you call a dumb omnivore? A: A meathead!
I’m not vegetarian because I love animals. I’m vegetarian because I hate vegetables.
Q: What is the Native American word for vegetarian? A: “Poor hunter!”
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’ve never met herbivore.
Q: How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don’t know, but where do you get your protein!?
“Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.”