Food Jokes

These funny food and vegetable jokes will fill you up with laughter.

We can’t make your kids eat their vegetables, but our food jokes for kids will help bring some laughs to the dinner table. Choose from all kinds of jokes including taco jokes and nut jokes.

A Pack of Prying Peppers

Q: What does a nosy pepper do? A: Gets jalapeño business.

Spyghetti

Q: What do you call a dishonest noodle? A: An Impasta.