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There are no diet restrictions here with our pantry full of everything from breakfast puns to dessert puns. For an extra sweet treat, read up on our food jokes.
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Food For Thought
My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"
I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?" I haven't heard from her since.
My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"
I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?" I haven't heard from her since.
Award-Winning Dessert
Q: Who's a dessert's favorite actor?
A: Robert Brownie, Jr.
Q: Who's a dessert's favorite actor?
A: Robert Brownie, Jr.
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And the Oscar Goes To…
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener.
Loaf Laughs
Q. What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot?
A. The shamrock is a four-leaf clover, and the knife is a four-loaf cleaver.
Q. What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot?
A. The shamrock is a four-leaf clover, and the knife is a four-loaf cleaver.
Wiener Wiener
Q. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race?
A. Wow, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
Q. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race?
A. Wow, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
Food Fortress
Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese?
A. Moatzarella.
Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese?
A. Moatzarella.
Not Quite Cool as a Cucumber
Q. Which type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at it?
A. The radish.
Q. Which type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at it?
A. The radish.
Pardon My French (Fries)
I can't stand potato puns. I think they're pomme de terrible.
I can't stand potato puns. I think they're pomme de terrible.
Spaghett Outta Here
Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An impasta.
Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An impasta.
How Sweet
Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A: Because they cantaloupe.
Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A: Because they cantaloupe.
Grapes of Wrath
What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
He’s In the Grave-y
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.
Thirst Quencher
Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink.
Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink.
Whatta Ham
Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? A: Pulled-Pork.
Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? A: Pulled-Pork.
Clam Up
I went to a seafood restaurant and slipped. I pulled a mussel.
I went to a seafood restaurant and slipped. I pulled a mussel.
Emotional Wedding
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
The Garnish King
Q: What do you call the king of vegetables? A: Elvis Parsley.
Q: What do you call the king of vegetables? A: Elvis Parsley.
Egg-cellent
You know what’s hard to beat for breakfast? A boiled egg.
You know what’s hard to beat for breakfast? A boiled egg.
Better Latte Than Never
Spending a lot of time at the coffee bar can cause a latte problems.
Spending a lot of time at the coffee bar can cause a latte problems.
funny hot dog
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
Milking It
A guy just threw a glass of milk at me. How dairy!
A guy just threw a glass of milk at me. How dairy!
Thyme to Laugh
I was going to grow an herb garden, but I couldn’t find the thyme.
I was going to grow an herb garden, but I couldn’t find the thyme.
Bananaphiles
The majority of Americans find bananas a peeling.
The majority of Americans find bananas a peeling.
Pricey Candy
The price of candy at the movie theater is ridiculous. They're always raisinet!
The price of candy at the movie theater is ridiculous. They're always raisinet!
Pancakes Vs. Waffles
Every morning I think I’m going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
Every morning I think I’m going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
Perfect Candy Canes
I love when candy canes are in mint condition.
I love when candy canes are in mint condition.
Vegetarian Diss
Becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
Becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak.