Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock-knock! Who’s there? More jokes!

These funny knock-knock jokes will keep everyone guessing. Bring these classic jokes back to life with our funny knock-knock jokes for kids and corny knock-knock jokes that’ll knock-knock your socks off.

Orange

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?

Noah

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?

Needle

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help gettin' in the door.

Nana

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business who's there.

Luke

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole to see!

Lettuce

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in already!

Ketchup

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!

Justin

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.

Isabelle

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?

Harry

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!

H.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? H. H who? Bless you!

Goat

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door to see who's knocking!

Dozen

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Dishes

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here.

Claire

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way; I'm coming in!

Cash

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cash. Cash who? I didn't realize you were some kind of nut!

Canoe

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe open the door?

Boo Hoo

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo hoo. Boo hoo who? Aww, don't cry—it's just a joke.

Ben

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 20 minutes!

Avenue

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?

Alpaca

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

To

Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? No, to whom.

Heidi

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!

Howl

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it's really me unless you open the door?

Wendy

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.

Ken

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?

Will

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you just open the door already?

Ice Cream

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!

Figs

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!

Alex

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!

Broken Pencil

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it—this joke is pointless.

Little Old Lady

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Annie

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?

Doorbell

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Somebody who can't reach the doorbell!

Doris

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!

Tank

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!

From

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say "from whom."

Radio

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
—Contributed by Diane Page

Witches

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
—Contributed by Caroline Joyce

Sam and Janet

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Samenjanet Evening.
—Contributed by Vicki Stephens

Amos

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
—Contributed by Laurie Callier

Weevil

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Weevil
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
—Contributed by Lubna Wali