Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Knock-Knock Jokes
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These funny knock-knock jokes will keep everyone guessing. Bring these classic dad jokes back to life with our funny knock-knock jokes for kids and corny knock-knock jokes that’ll knock-knock your socks off.
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Noah
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Needle
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
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Nana
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business who's there.
Luke
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Lettuce
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in already!
Ketchup
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Justin
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
Isabelle
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Harry
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!
H.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
H.
H who?
Bless you!
Goat
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
Dozen
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Dishes
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Claire
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I'm coming in!
Cash
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn't realize you were some kind of nut!
Canoe
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe open the door?
Boo Hoo
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Boo hoo.
Boo hoo who?
Aww, don't cry—it's just a joke.
Ben
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Avenue
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Alpaca
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
To
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
Heidi
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
Howl
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it's really me unless you open the door?
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it's really me unless you open the door?
Wendy
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Ken
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?
Will
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you just open the door already?
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you just open the door already?
Ice Cream
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!
Figs
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
Alex
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Broken Pencil
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it—this joke is pointless.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it—this joke is pointless.
Little Old Lady
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Annie
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Doorbell
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Somebody who can't reach the doorbell!
Who's there?
Somebody who can't reach the doorbell!
Doris
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Tank
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
From
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say "from whom."
Who's there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say "from whom."
Radio
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
—Contributed by Diane Page
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
—Contributed by Diane Page
Witches
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
—Contributed by Caroline Joyce
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
—Contributed by Caroline Joyce
Sam and Janet
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Samenjanet Evening.
—Contributed by Vicki Stephens
Who's there?
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Samenjanet Evening.
—Contributed by Vicki Stephens
Amos
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
—Contributed by Laurie Callier
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
—Contributed by Laurie Callier
Weevil
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Weevil
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
—Contributed by Lubna Wali
Who's there?
Weevil
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
—Contributed by Lubna Wali
