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Well Behaved
Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, my brother and three other priests swapped their clerical garb for polos and khakis and time on the golf course. After several horrible shots, their caddy asked, "Are you guys priests?"
"Actually, yes," one cleric replied. "Why?"
"Because," said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language."
"Actually, yes," one cleric replied. "Why?"
"Because," said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language."
Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, my brother and three other priests swapped their clerical garb for polos and khakis and time on the golf course. After...
What Would He Pay?
While waiting in line to check out at a Christian bookstore, a man in front of me asked the clerk about a display of hats with the letters WWJD on them. The clerk explained that WWJD stands for "What would Jesus do?" and that the idea is to get people to consider this question when making decisions.
The man pondered a moment, then replied, "I don't think he'd pay $17.95 for that hat."
The man pondered a moment, then replied, "I don't think he'd pay $17.95 for that hat."
While waiting in line to check out at a Christian bookstore, a man in front of me asked the clerk about a display of hats with the letters WWJD on...
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Wrong Day
Our minister's sermon was about how the institution of marriage is under assault in popular culture. He cited the show Desperate Housewives .
"How many are going to watch the season finale this week?" he challenged.
When no one raised a hand, he smiled. "Nobody's willing to admit to being a fan?"
My mom whispered to me, "Actually, the finale was last week."
"How many are going to watch the season finale this week?" he challenged.
When no one raised a hand, he smiled. "Nobody's willing to admit to being a fan?"
My mom whispered to me, "Actually, the finale was last week."
Our minister’s sermon was about how the institution of marriage is under assault in popular culture. He cited the show Desperate Housewives . "How many are going to watch the...
Wrong Hospital
Sitting on a bus just days after undergoing surgery at New England Baptist Hospital in Boston, my father noticed a passenger coming down the aisle with a standard-issue hospital cane just like his. Pointing to it, my father asked the man, "New England Baptist?"
"Hell, no," the man replied, "Irish Catholic."
"Hell, no," the man replied, "Irish Catholic."
Sitting on a bus just days after undergoing surgery at New England Baptist Hospital in Boston, my father noticed a passenger coming down the aisle with a standard-issue hospital cane...
A Mouthful
During our church service one Sunday, a parishioner was speaking about an emotionally charged topic and had trouble controlling her tears. Finishing her remarks, she told the congregation, "I apologize for crying so much. I'm usually not such a big boob."
The bishop rose to close the session and remarked, "That's okay. We like big boobs."
The bishop rose to close the session and remarked, "That's okay. We like big boobs."
During our church service one Sunday, a parishioner was speaking about an emotionally charged topic and had trouble controlling her tears. Finishing her remarks, she told the congregation, "I apologize...