The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it.
The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn’t have one.
Q: Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
A: They’re LUMBARjacks!
Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin!
The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.
Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school? He just didn’t have the stomach for it.
The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn’t have any body to love.
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long?
A: He became bone dry
Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I dunno. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones
I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.
That skeleton sure brought his appetite to the picnic—and also some spare ribs.
The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.
Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.
The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.
Q: What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
A: “Bone Appetit!”
Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew!
The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than Napoleon Bone-a-part.
Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone.
Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had no body to dance with!
The favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is—wait for it—the scareplane or the skelecopter.
The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone.
There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.