I prepared Thanksgiving dinner for guests from out of town. I cooked for many hours using recipes I’d found. But the turkey, I confess, was not a golden brown. I made a huge mistake and cooked it upside down.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost?
A: A poultrygeist!
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected fowl play.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: What key won’t open any door?
A: A turkey!
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy
Q: What kind of weather does a turkey like?
A: Fowl weather!
Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot.
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!
Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.
Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler!
Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
A: Wobble, wobble!
Q: What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
A: Fowl weather!
Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY.
Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: They use fowl language.
Q: What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football?
A: A fowl play
Q: Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?
A: A poul-tree.
Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
A: Because it will make him blush.
Q: How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike?
A: They all have keys.
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
A: Have peck-nics!
Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.
Q: Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
A: He was stuffed.