National Sea Monkey Day is May 16.
Q: Why wouldn’t the sea monkeys share their treasure? A: Because they were a little shellfish.
Root Canal Appreciation Day is May 13.
Q: What does the dentist of the year get? A: A little plaque.Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself. Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist? A: Fill me in when you get back. Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal.
Hug Your Cat Day is May 20.
Q: Is there anything smarter than a cat that counts? A: Yes, a spelling bee!
National Nutty Fudge Day is May 12.
Q: Why is life like a pan of fudge? A: Because it’s full of nuts!
Also celebrate with a pan of Viennese Fudge.