13 Secrets Your Card Store Doesn’t Want You to Know on Valentine’s Day
Yes, you can buy greeting cards practically anywhere these days. You can even craft your own Valentines, but could you make it a business? Probably not.
Valentine’s Day is one of my most profitable times, after Mother’s Day and Christmas.
I just don’t like the fact that $3 is all you’re prepared to spend on a card for your beloved.
Beware the “funny” Valentine
You can buy an anti-Valentine’s card with a message like “Love sucks”, but I’d advise against it. People like a dash of realism along with romance, but which would you rather read — “You rock” or “You’ll do”? (Get our free Valentine’s Day guide packed with dozens of quick tips and sweet ideas for an amazing V-Day celebration.)
Your fireplace, cubicle and fridge are my lifeline
I don’t see you switching to only e-cards any time soon. Only 14 percent of you sent e-greetings last year — and of those, only five in 100 were willing to pay. People like cards they can display.
There’s always something to celebrate
You can congratulate your pals on their divorce, gay wedding, or successful IVF, even your kids on losing their braces. And when it comes to achievement, nothing’s too obscure. I can offer you cards praising your prowess in fashion, martial arts, and dieting.
Birthday-card sales are rising
More than 90 percent of you buy them. Four out of ten buy for Mother’s Day, but you’re getting Scrooge-like at Christmas, because one in ten have stopped sending cards then.
There’s a reason for all those teddy bears
We call it “emotion marketing” because that’s what cards are about. True, the rhymes can be icky, but your cliché may be my heartfelt sentiment.
Fart jokes are best-sellers
There’s an insatiable appetite for toilet humor, and companies from Hallmark to Zazzle know it.
There are cards for Eid, Diwali and Hanukkah, but we’re not multiracial. You won’t find many cards featuring ethnic minorities, which can be a problem when it comes to weddings or births.
I sell cards for ages up to 100
And for diamond anniversaries, too (they’re not always on display).