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9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Writers, comedians, and other personalities reflect on Thanksgiving traditions with a collection of funny, quotable quotes.

Jay Leno with a Thanksgiving Quote

Q: How do you know when you’ve had too much Thanksgiving dinner?

Jon Stewart with a Thanksgiving Quote

Q: How can you celebrate Thanksgiving like the Pilgrims did?

Carl Sagan with a Thanksgiving Quote

Q: What’s a scientist’s recipe for apple pie?

George Carlin with a Thanksgiving Quote

Q: What are you serving for dinner this Thanksgiving?

Erma Bombeck with a Thanksgiving Quote

Q: What do you serve to drink at Thanksgiving?

Jim Davis with a Thanksgiving Quote

Q: How do you get the kids to eat their veggies at the Thanksgiving table?

Nicole Hollander with a Thanksgiving Quote

Q: What’s the best way to use any leftovers?

Erma Bombeck with a Thanksgiving Quote

Q: What’s a good time to serve Thanksgiving dinner?

Ted Nugent with a Thanksgiving Quote

Q: What’s a good Thanksgiving quote for the vegetarians at the table?

Originally Published in Reader's Digest