A Funny Guide to the Latest New Car Options
Selling cars today is tough. These new options should help.
Mobility Package: Four tires, engine, ignition.
OnDemand Stationary Package: Brakes.
Navigation Package: Steering wheel and blinkers with directional wand.
Enclosure Package: Four doors and trunk lid.
iVault Package: Includes everything in the Enclosure Package plus handles and locks for doors and trunk lid.
Climate Control Package: Roof.
Climate Control Premium Package: Includes everything in the Climate Control Package plus front and rear windshields and movable windows.
Climate Control Elite Package: Includes the Climate Control Premium Package plus window cranks to replace pushing glass up and down by hand.
Comfort Package: Seats.
Audio Package: Mel, your salesman, will sing to you from the backseat.