15 Bird Puns That Will Quack You Up
Get ready to giggle like a gaggle of geese with this collection of silly puns about our feathered friends.
My friend said she knows all the best bird puns, but I told her toucan play at that game. Get a good laugh, and then share it, with these corny jokes everyone will laugh at.
Feeling under the feather
What are you doing keeping a sick bird in your house? Don’t you know that’s ill eagle?
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden? You already know parrots can talk, but we bet you didn’t know that these 9 animals also can!
Watching chicks hatch is so eggs-sighting! If you prefer your animal puns four-legged and furry, you need to read these dog puns that will tickle your funny bone.
I once saw a bird get so stork raven mad, he flew off the handle.
My friend tried to convince me that there’s a bird that can’t fly, but can run faster than a human. But that sounds like a bit of ostrich, don’t you think? Animal lovers need to see these 50 hilarious photos from the animal kingdom.
Turkeys are terrible batters—they always hit fowl balls, and keep getting tagged out at first baste!
There are a couple of ducks in my office who never get any work done and are always causing mischief. It’s gotten so bad, I overheard the boss say something about “firequackers.” Check out these hilarious cartoons that prove animals are funnier than humans.
For the birds
My bird puns are so funny, people can’t stop raven about them. Celebrate National Bird Day with these stunning pictures of our feathered friends.
These corny bird puns might have made you groan…but I have no egrets. Next, check out more bird-brained humor with these hilarious bird photos.