These funny Christmas memes are the gifts that keep on giving. You're welcome!
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Just a taste
Gotta make sure those cookies for the big guy are up to snuff. Quality control requires at least three samples.
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Stocking up
The stockings are essential Christmas symbols, OK? They’re totally not an excuse to buy more cute stuff you don’t need.
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Whoops!
Thank goodness we have other good qualities, because apparently we’re terrible at surprises.
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New Christmas achievement unlocked
Wrapping presents requires patience, skill and humility.
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The perfect seasonal gig
Is Santa hiring? Because this sounds like a pretty great job.
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Celebrating Grinchmas
Sorry, I haven’t had my Christmas coffee yet. Consider yourself warned.
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One for you, one for me …
Does anyone know which stores are open on Christmas? I have a few last-minute gifts I don’t need to buy (for myself).
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Bye, bye presents
Next time, let’s train the dog to not attack Santa on Christmas.
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It has to be perfect
Yes, there’s a method to our madness. And no, that ornament definitely doesn’t go where you’re putting it. Decorating a Christmas tree is an art, people!
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Calm down
We get it, Christmas is your favorite holiday.
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‘Tis the season
Time to visit a Christmas town and experience the holiday to the fullest!
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Finally
We’ll race you to the tree!
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Who, me?
I would never.
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It’s that time of year again
The best Christmas song (aka “All I Want for Christmas Is You”) comes on, and suddenly we’re all Mariah Carey emerging from our holiday slumber, defrosted and ready to jingle.
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Never
You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. If putting up Christmas decorations before Halloween makes you happy, then deck those halls, bestie.
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Winter wonderland
It’s the most wonderful time of the year … until you realize half your Christmas lights don’t work. Still, nothing beats the Christmas tradition of untangling cords for three hours!
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Sneaky
Moms are the absolute best.
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Cats on Christmas
They really have some nerve. And while cats are cute, we really need to figure out how to keep cats away from the Christmas tree.
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That one chair dedicated to the laundry pile
All it needs is a cool Christmas tree topper.
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This isn’t inaccurate …
,,, but we would have shared the loot! It’s a good thing we have a soft spot for dogs at Christmastime.
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The scent of sugar and happiness
Gingerbread and cinnamon and sugar—oh, my!
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Prepare for battle
Time to get in the zone.
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Victory
Time to celebrate. Is it too early for champagne?
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Picking the perfect tree
Sometimes you just have to take control so you can get out of there. Hey, somebody’s gotta make a decision!
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Straight out of a movie
The very definition of picture-perfect.
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Keep your eyes on your plate
Actually, we didn’t.
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The best boy
Tell me, how many mailmen did you bark at?
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Resting up for the big day!
Well, what else are they supposed to do?
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It’s a Christmas miracle
Let’s all rejoice.
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A feast fit for a king
And wine, please.
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Cuteness overload
Ready is an understatement.
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This is the way (of the cat)
They’ll pounce the second you let your guard down.
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He knows if you’ve been bad or good …
… at grammar, spelling and oh-so-much more.
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Almost too pretty to eat
Almost.
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The overachievers
Hey, maybe it’s yours.
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True bliss
The sweet glide of the scissors against the wrapping paper. Ahhh …
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Nobody nose
I thought so, but maybe snot. Thank you—thank you very much. And yes, we have more Christmas puns where that came from!
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No way!
We hope that magic never goes away.
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Who does that?
That would be a hard no.
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The big, jolly guy on PTO
We understand, Santa. We all need a Christmas getaway, and you definitely earned it!
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