You think it means
Clearly true or real; clearly stated
Incorrect use: My boss gave a definitive no to my idea for a start-up centered around the Sprocket—a Spring Roll/Hot Pocket hybrid.
It really means
Done or reached decisively and with authority; conclusive
Correct use: Instead, he told me to do a thorough study of the Croissant/Hot Pocket category because he thought there was great demand for a definitive history of the Crocket. Here are 33 more middle school vocab words adults still get wrong.
You think it means
Used to emphasize a strongly felt opinion
Incorrect use: I believe that Love Actually is actually the finest film about relationships ever made.
It really means
As an actual fact; used to stress something unexpected or surprising
Correct use: But I may be biased by the fact that the movie was actually recommended to me by both Hugh Grant and Chiwetel Ejiofor, two of its stars. Find out the 14 words nearly everyone misspells.
It really means
Having a compulsive physiological or psychological need beyond one’s control and to one’s detriment for a habit-forming substance
Correct use: He started playing late-night poker to curb his sleep-walking, and while his nighttime marches ended, he got addicted to Texas Hold ‘Em. Check out these other 24 phrases you’ve been saying incorrectly.
You think it means
Unconventional; cutting-edge; bold
Incorrect use: Her blind date told her that the two of them were incompatible because her favorite TV shows were Scandal and Game of Thrones and his tastes were “much more daring and disruptive” than hers.
It really means
Marked by unrest, disorder or insubordination; in business terms, the process by which an innovation enters a market or sector and redefines it
Correct use: The next day, she used her influence with the transit union to launch a disruptive strike that forced him and other commuters to walk miles to work. Don’t miss these 15 words people say aren’t real, even though they are.
You think it means
Extremely detailed or specific
Incorrect use: Much to their dismay, the weary accountants were instructed to go more granular with the budget and break down each of the 20 categories into 256 sub-categories.
It really means
Resembling small grains or particles
Correct use: In shredding the old budgets, a malfunction turned the sheets of paper into teeny-tiny spitballs and the accountants became buried under a granular blizzard of numbers. These are the words you might think are synonyms, but they aren’t.
It really means
Twisting or winding; devious or indirect; circuitous or involved
Correct use: Still, she appreciated the tortuous, decades-long road that the mimers had silently trudged to bring their show to her town. Quit confusing these other similar word pairs everyone mixes up.
You think it means
Unfazed
Incorrect use: Jack was nonplussed when his new girlfriend described him as “slovenly”—he had been called that since he was a toddler and took it as a compliment.
It really means
Confused, surprised
Correct use: But Jack’s brother Will was nonplussed when his new girlfriend described him as slovenly—he had always been neat, even as a toddler. Make sure you know these other words that mean the complete opposite of what you thought.
You think it means
Coincidental
Incorrect use: Patrick told his friend it was ironic that both their children were training to join the police force.
It really means
Using words that mean the opposite of its literal meaning; marked by an incongruity between expectation and reality
Correct use: It’s quite ironic that Patrick’s son was arrested the day after he graduated police academy. Learn how to say these 20 words even smart people mispronounce.
It really means
Relating to words or language in any form
Correct use: After baby sloth day, I got tons of verbal enthusiasm via email and by the water cooler from coworkers who said it was a hit.
You think it means
Tragedy
Incorrect use: It was such a travesty that I was sick when there was cake in the office.
It really means
A horribly inferior imitation
Correct use: Then again, I heard down the grapevine that the gluten-free, vegan, keto-friendly cake was a travesty of the birthday cakes I grew up with. Don’t miss these other 70 words and phrases you’ve been using all wrong.