16 Purrfect Pet-Themed Christmas Cards Guaranteed To Put A Smile On Your Face
Updated: Mar. 17, 2022These adorable pets have some jokes and quips for making the most of the howlidays.
This Christmas card’s gone to the dogs!
Usually Santa wears a whole costume, but this dog … just pants. As if your pet wasn’t already cool enough, dogs actually have superpowers too!
What cats think of Christmas
Is “Christmas” the human word for “sit around and wait for presents”? Because I just call that “living.” Here are 17 things every cat wishes they could tell you.
Nestled asleep in their beds
Deck the howls with boughs of holly fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-aaoooo. ‘Tis the season to be jowly fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-aaoooo.
Besties
Hey, did you hear the one about the sick parrot? Fortunately, his condition was tweetable! (Here’s the inspiring reason why this woman takes care of 362 exotic birds “owl by herself.”)
Naughty or nice?
Santa: I lied. #YOLO (Need a “pawfee” break? Check out these hilarious dog videos that will make you howl.)
Fun one-liners
What did Santa say to me? Get a long, little doggie. A Santa suit may keep your pooch warm in the winter, but here’s how to keep your dog from catching a cold!
Sugarplum Fairy
All dressed up and no backsides to sniff. These 50 adorable pet photos will make you smile all year round.
All I want for Christmas
Alpha dog seeking: Hot breath, cold nose, waggy tail. (Here are 18 hilarious Halloween costumes to dress your pup up in!)
Take. It. Off.
Right Meow! This cat-like reindeer may be lucky enough to guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas night, but these real-life cats also have awesome jobs that will make you green with envy like the Grinch!
O Hanukkah
What does a bark-mitzah boy have to do to get some kosher kibble around here? Think this photo is funny? Check out these laugh out loud dog cartoons!
An empty box?
Best present ever. Here’s how to train your cat to do more than pose in a box for a photo-op!
Make like a tree…
…and wreath us alone! This is a list of the 14 things you need to buy your new dog — sorry it doesn’t include wreaths.
What do you call a bunch of dogs who played in the snow?
Slush puppies! (This is the shocking price tag of owning a dog!)
Put down your phone!
This sleigh isn’t gonna pull itself, people. A surefire sign of an animal’s trust involves much more than letting you dress them up in silly Christmas costumes. Keep an eye out for these 4 telltale signs your animal trusts you.
Why do I dress up before sniffing around the yard?
I don’t want to get frost-bite. (Here’s the real reason why your dog freaks out during thunderstorms when they should really be scared of what outfit you’re going to force them to wear for next year’s Christmas card.)
