25 Funny Father’s Day Gifts You Can Get Delivered
Updated: May 26, 2020Not sure what to get him this year? You can’t go wrong with one of these funny Father's Day gifts that you can order from the comfort of your couch.
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We could all use a laugh right now, but that’s especially true for dad. After all, he’s always on dad duty—working hard, fixing stuff around the house, doling out expert advice, and worrying about you even more than usual, since we’re in the middle of a pandemic. That’s why a funny Father’s Day gift is a perfect choice this year, either as a stand-alone gift or paired with one of these more serious Father’s Day gifts every dad would love to get. Not only will it provide some much-needed laughter for the whole family, but he’ll really appreciate the fact that you took the time to figure out just what would make him smile. Try one of these 25 hilarious gag gifts—all of which can be delivered right to his doorstep and will make this Father’s Day memorable, even if you can’t be with him this year.
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Kid-Proof Boxer Briefs
$27.99
Dad’s life can be dangerous. Head butts, swinging heels when using a baby carrier, and old-fashioned bed jumps by the kiddos are enough to cause him some grief—and some serious pain. FridaBaby’s FridaBalls boxer briefs are designed to shield dads from everyday missteps. Each pair is reinforced with a protective pouch to “soften the blow.” Wicking fabric, a slip-less waistband, and a comfy fit will make these his underwear of choice for years to come. Don’t forget to pair your gift with the right sentiment. For a little inspiration, check out these 50 amazing quotes for Father’s Day.
Sunday Funday T-shirt
$15.89
Let dad revel in his weekend-warrior status with this graphic T-shirt that you can order just in time for Father’s Day. The cotton jersey material features a football motif on a beer-bottle silhouette. The shirt also sports the motto, “Life is good,” one of your dad’s tried-and-true mantras on Sundays. He’ll also love these Father’s Day crafts you can make in one day.
Wine Condom
$14.97
Although the name will elicit laughs from even the most conservative of dads, the wine condom’s technology is no joke. Invented by a mother/son duo, this gift is an effective solution for storing open bottles of wine without having them lose their taste. The box includes a set of six individually packed wine preservatives that can save dad’s most expensive bottles from going bad.
3D Bread Pillow
$26.99
Does he love comfort and carbs? Give him the gift of lumbar support and a reminder of his favorite thing in life (aside from you) with this mega-sized baguette pillow. It may not be a welcome addition to mom’s decor, but this funny Father’s Day gift will still make the whole family laugh. For extra brownie points, make him this bread recipe that over 50,000 people a day are viewing.
Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes
$8.99
Dad is known for his bad jokes around the house. Add a few more options to his arsenal with this collection of truly terrible but also completely hilarious dad jokes. Bonus: The vintage-inspired coverlets this paperback book sit pretty on his desk at work. If dad needs to take a break from his usual crop of jokes, these 25 clever jokes will make him sound smart.
Dwight Throw Pillow
$9.99
If nobody loves The Office more than dad, he’ll chuckle at this funny Father’s Day gift. At first glance, it looks like a pillow your mom won’t frown upon, but after a quick slide of your hand, the sequins move to reveal his favorite character from the show being as weird as ever.
UNICEF Wise Owl Eyeglasses Holder
$22.49
If he puts a premium on humor and charitable giving, this is the gift for him. UNICEF Market has curated some awesome products, and your purchase can help crisis-hit locations fund essential programs for children. For example, with the proceeds from this quirky owl-shaped wooden eyeglass holder made in Bali, UNICEF can provide polio vaccines for 27 children. If you love this idea, check out these other gifts that give back.
Burrito Blanket
$25.99
Wrap dad in love…and a burrito blanket this Father’s Day. The giant flannel invention is made to look like a monster-sized tortilla and comes in four sizes so you can find the perfect fit. It’s also machine washable, so it’s a great choice for low-maintenance dads. If his sleep has been less than ideal lately, you might also want to pick up one of these 12 weighted blankets for every type of sleeper.
Memory Mints For Senior Moments
$7.99
Things always seem to be right on the tip of his tongue…and then gone before he can recall them. This funny Father’s Day gift is perfect for those senior moments when all you can do is laugh. Let him open up this vintage tin and take a moment to remember as he pops a mint in his mouth. To improve his memory and more, tell him to check out these 75 brain games guaranteed to boost brainpower.
I Adulted! Stickers for Grown-Ups
$12.59
Dad has an uncanny ability to rattle off a laundry list of everything he’s done that day as soon as you set foot in the door. Help him formalize his bragging with this sticker book. It’s an adult version of a kid’s chore chart that will help memorialize his adulting.
Beer Belly Fanny Pack
$12.74
You and your siblings know better than to mention your dad’s beer belly unless it’s in pure jest. When it comes to funny Father’s Day gifts, this takes the cake. The useful fanny pack features a hairy gut that will make everyone break out in belly laughs. Here are another 15 odd travel accessories that are more useful than you thought.
Mini Violin
$11.00
Nobody enjoys pointing out your complaining more than dad. Give him this funny Father’s Day gift and he can take it out during your next “woe is me” moment. The tiny violin will certainly get the message across and give you a little perspective. Laugh with him over this hilarious (and useful) dad advice from comedians.
Dad Joke Button
$16.99
How many times has he busted out the same, old jokes? This funny Father’s Day gift will switch things up by arming him with additional funnies. Just push the button for more than 50 dad jokes. If you’re looking for some jokes of your own to go head-to-head with him, try these 50 funniest jokes of all time.
Below the Belt Wipes
$7.99
Flushable and biodegradable, these fresh wipes are the perfect gift for the dad who spends too much time in the bathroom. Vitamin E, aloe, and a mild cedar scent take care of business while leaving behind a fresh scent. The wipes are also alcohol-free and pH-balanced, and it’s the perfect addition to any gym bag or bathroom.
Dad Bod Tumbler
$20.97
Don’t let anyone fool you—building a “dad bod” takes serious time and effort. Applaud your dad’s hard work with this funny tumbler that will get him one beer closer to his body goals. Although great for both hot and cold beverages, we suspect he will be more likely to use it as he swigs a cold beer. If your dad is looking to get rid of that dad bod, these healthy makeovers of favorite family recipes are the way to go.
Instant Underpants
$5.75
You never know when dad will have an underwear emergency, but your gift can have him covered. A pair of undies is conveniently compressed into a pellet that expands into full underwear with water—which goes to show that some of the best things really do come in small packages. If your dad finds himself in a real bind, here are the proven skills he needs for any emergency.
Toilet Fishing Game
$12.00
If fishing is his passion, this funny Father’s Day gift will let him practice the sport without having to leave his throne. Help him relax with a mat that looks like water, toy fish, a rod, and a bowl. The gift also includes a “Do not disturb” sign that will come in handy during his next—uh—fishing expedition.
Reusable Gas Neutralizers
$19.95
If your dad likes to let ’em rip—this is the gift for him. These activated charcoal pads from Subtle Butt can be placed in underpants so that they filter gas odors. Now the whole room doesn’t have to suffer when his stomach is in pain, thanks to this handy contraption.
Dehydrated Water
$14.20
If your dad is always on your case about how you spend your money, push his buttons with this gift. This gag 16-ounce can boasts that all you need to activate the dehydrated water is…you guessed it, water! Share these money-saving Amazon hacks with your dad to make him even prouder.
Dog Paw Socks
$10.99
Is Dad is the biggest dog lover in the family? He can sport paws just like his best friend with these fun socks. Buy him a pair or two to celebrate his special bond with Fido. One size fits most. Here are another 45 gifts for dog lovers.
Spot Popper
$11.44
Dad begged you to not pick your face as a teen. This gift will have him ignoring his own advice as he picks irresistible blackheads on this funny Father’s Day gift. The toy squirts out fake pus when you pop one of the “pimples” on the plastic nose. If your dad is into this, you’ll definitely want to check out these 17 grossest toys ever made.
Man Bun Visor
$14.50
Man buns are in, but maybe Pops isn’t all that fortunate in the hair department. Fear not—this visor will help him achieve the hipster look without having to call attention to his bald spots. It even allows you to pick your style: loose and messy or tight and clean.
Stemless Wine Glass
$14.99
If your dad is more of a wine guy, this is the stemware for him. Remind him that he can retire to his “wine cloud” every night as needed. You might also want to plan your next trip together to one of these 14 gorgeous vineyards everyone should visit at least once.
Toilet Timer
$14.99
Dad is always hogging the toilet for longer than he should. Help him stay on schedule with this funny Father’s Day gift. The toilet timer works like a sand clock, timing the length he is allowed to stay in the bathroom. For a more serious present, these are the tech gifts dads really want for Father’s Day.
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