20 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Share Around the Table
Gobble them up!
On traditional Thanksgiving celebrations
All funny Thanksgiving quotes aside, here are 15 tips for keeping your sanity if you’re hosting Thanksgiving.
On Thanksgiving reunions
Avoid a meal like this by avoiding these 10 topics you should never discuss at Thanksgiving dinner.
Don’t let these funny Thanksgiving quotes fool you; leftovers are one of the best parts of the holiday.
On Thanksgiving attire
The reason we love funny Thanksgiving quotes is because they actually reflect real life pretty well. Especially this one.
On prepping the turkey
You may know not to do that, but here are more Thanksgiving mistakes you’ll probably make this year.
And butter is more than a spread. It’s a way of life. Can you guess which famous books these quotes are from?
On types of turkey
Whatever type of turkey you’re serving, be sure to follow these 7 tips for hosting a warm, meaningful Thanksgiving this year.
On turkeys as a species
It’s a much more effective method than “Save the Turkeys” bumper stickers.
On home cooking
All jokes aside, home cooking is just one of the 50 reasons to be thankful this Thanksgiving.
On alternative Thanksgiving meals
Turkeys aren’t the only funny animals on Thanksgiving. Check out these hilarious animal cartoons that even humans love.
On the holiday season
Even the turkeys are wearing Santa hats and clucking Christmas carols. It’s like they want to skip Thanksgiving altogether!
On eating too much
Just be sure to follow these 17 tips for Thanksgiving dinner etiquette!
On apple pie recipes
Your move, Martha Stewart.
On Thanksgiving Day football games
These totally real (and hilarious) Butterball hotline calls will make you laugh just as much as these funny Thanksgiving quotes.
On Thanksgiving firsts
You’ll love these cartoons about family life that will make yours seem less crazy.
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On the spirit of Thanksgiving
Whether you’re eating Thanksgiving dinner with family or goofing off with friends, you’ll definitely want to know these short jokes that anyone can remember.