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11 Great Ideas That Went Horribly Wrong

Word to the wise: Don't rob a bank while disguised as yourself.

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Good idea …

A serial bank robber in Pittsburgh was known to police for his red beard. So 
for his next heist, 
he wore a disguise. 

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… Too bad it didn’t work

The disguise he chose was a red beard to cover his red beard. The 
robber was arrested after his getaway car was recognized as belonging to a bank robber 
with … a red beard. These are 21 things a burglar won’t tell youSource: wtae.com

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Good idea …

Someone in Iowa City, Iowa, bought a sculpture made of “found” items—discarded electronics—and placed it in a space where art is left for public consumption.

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… Too bad it didn’t work

Authorities thought it was a bomb and blew it up.  Source: upi.com

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Good idea …

To avoid paying a 
$50 luggage fee, a passenger flying 
to Glasgow, Scotland, chucked his suitcase and wore all his clothes—six 
T-shirts, four sweaters, three pairs of blue jeans, two pairs of jogging shorts, two jackets, and two hats—onto the plane.

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… Too bad it didn’t work

He passed out shortly after 
takeoff from heat exhaustion and was taken to a 
hospital upon landing. Next time, he should try one of these 14 genius packing tips from flight attendants.
Source: metro.co.uk

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Good idea …

An agoraphobic 
conquered her fears of the outdoors and left her house in England for only the third time in ten years.

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… Too bad it didn’t work

She fell down a manhole while helping 
a friend park her car. Source: dailymail.co.uk 

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Good idea …

In an effort to promote Life Savers Ministries, which helps disadvantaged children, the organization posted a billboard featuring the quote “He alone who owns the youth gains the future.” 

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… Too bad it didn’t work

The quote is Adolf Hitler’s. “We are pulling the billboard and certainly never intended to cause confusion,” said the founder.  Find out 8 hysterically bad ideas that actually worked out well. Source: ledger-enquirer.com 

 

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Good idea …

To the cheers of bird lovers everywhere, conservationists reintroduced white-tailed sea eagles to East Scotland, where they haven’t lived for 200 years. As a safeguard for the raptors, they were placed on the protected species list.

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… Too bad it didn’t work

These protected birds now have free rein to attack livestock and civilians alike—an activity they seem very much to enjoy and, apparently, are quite good at. Source: telegraph.co.uk

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Good idea …

When Lorean Simmons locked herself out of her Pittsburgh home, she sought help from the authorities.

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… Too bad it didn’t work

First, she set her house on fire. Then she called 911, expecting the fire department to put out the fire and unlock her door. As planned, the fire department responded, but so did the police, who charged Simmons with reckless endangerment. To stay out of trouble, make yourself familiar with these 45 secrets police officers want you to knowSource: wtae.com

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Good idea …

In an effort to help rehabilitate inmates, a prison in England offers adult education classes to its convicts.

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… Too bad it didn’t work

One prisoner, Nicholas Webber, used his class time in an IT course to hack the prison’s computer system. Why was Webber incarcerated in the first place? Oh, yeah, for hacking computers.  Check out what a former Alcatraz inmate revealed about what living in the prison was really likeSource: cnet.com

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Good idea …

A man from White Rock, British Columbia, was so smitten with his lady that he booked a weekend holiday for just the two of them. 

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His wife found out. After throwing all his belongings into the yard, she advertised a “Lying Cheating Sale” on Craigslist. “I want the house empty on Monday when he returns,” her ad stated. Included in the sale were his favorite red leather recliner and “lots of tools, which he didn’t have a clue how to use.”  These are some more of the worst real-life vacation disastersSource: theprovince.com

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Good idea …

Zoo life is a dull life. So in an effort to liven things up for their chimp Gina, zookeepers in Seville, Spain, installed a TV set in her cage and then taught the little simian how to use the remote. Gina took to it quickly!

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… Too bad it didn’t work

While channel surfing, Gina discovered the porn station, to which she is now addicted.  Zookeepers reveal the craziest things they’ve ever seen at workSource: gawker.com

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Good idea …

Johns Hopkins University professor Peter Froehlich announced to the students in his computer-programming class that their final exams would be graded on a curve. That meant that the highest score would automatically be 100 percent, and everybody else would get a percentage relative to that grade.

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… Too bad it didn’t work

His students refused to take the test, which meant they all got a zero, which meant they all got the lowest and highest grade, which, in turn, meant they all received an A for the exam.  Next, find out 17 ridiculous college courses you can actually takeSource: freakonomics.com

Andy Simmons
Andy Simmons is a features editor at Reader's Digest.