12 Wise and Witty Groucho Marx Sayings That Basically Say It All

Andy SimmonsUpdated: Mar. 16, 2022

Julius Henry (Groucho) Marx was born 125 years ago on October 2, 1890. To celebrate his birthday, here are our favorite gags from the human quote machine.

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Originally Published: September 28, 2015

Originally Published in Reader's Digest

Andy Simmons is a features editor at Reader's Digest.