23 of the Most Hilarious Game Show Answers Ever Given
Updated: Dec. 16, 2022
Game show questions can be pretty hard, but these people weren’t thinking at all when they gave their answers.
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Family Feud Question: Name something you feel before you buy it.
Answer: Excited.
Did you mean Donkey Kong? Still wrong
Jeopardy! Answer: This video game character is blue, collects rings, and goes fast.
Question: Who is Dankey Kang?
One of the options was flan
Who Wants to be a Millionaire Question: Which of the following dishes is not made with tortillas?
Answer: Taco
Wrong on all accounts
Family Feud Question: Give us a vegetable you marinate.
Answer: Grapes.
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We wouldn’t want to see that either
Family Feud Question: Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house.
Answer: Naked grandma!
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Month three or four would be a better answer
Family Feud Question: During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?
Answer: September.
He didn’t say “author”
Family Feud Question: Name a famous Arthur.
Answer: Shakespeare.
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The correct answer is a rake, shortened from the term “rakehell” or “hellraiser”
Jeopardy! Answer: This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.
Question: What is a hoe?
It’s Winnie the Pooh
Family Feud Question: Real or fictional, name a famous Willy.
Answer: Willy the Pooh.
Sir, you are very, very wrong
Jeopardy! Answer: In common law, the age of this, signaling adulthood, is presumed to be 14 in boys and 12 in girls.
Question: What is the age of consent?
Phony, not pony
Family Feud Question: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony.
Answer: A horse.
Wrong musical (it was supposed to be Rock of Ages)
Jeopardy! Answer: A Christian hymn and Jewish holiday hymn are both titled this, also the name of a 2009 Tony-nominated musical.
Question: What is Kinky Boots?
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Papa Bear isn’t going to get you any points
Family Feud Question: Name a kind of bear.
Answer: Papa.
Clever, but it won’t put you in first place
Jeopardy! Answer: In 1891, this European said, “Perhaps my factories will put an end to war sooner than your congresses.”
Question: Who is this handsome gentleman? (With an arrow pointing up at himself)
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Just think about that for a second
Family Feud Question: Name a yellow fruit.
Answer: Orange.
Are you part of a nudist colony?
Family Feud Question: Name something only worn by children.
Answer: Clothes.
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Porcupine? Doesn’t work
Family Feud Question: Name something that follows the word “pork”.
Answer: Upine.
We don’t either
Jeopardy! Answer: Harpo Marx was among this group when it met in NYC’s Rose Room for its final time, in 1943, and found there was nothing left to say.
Question: What is I have no idea?
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Try again
Family Feud Question: Name something made of wool.
Answer: Sheep.
Got chocolate on the brain?
Jeopardy! Answer: Paul III roared at him, “I have waited 30 years for your services. Now I’m Pope. Can’t I satisfy my desire?”
Question: Who is Lady Godiva?
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We were looking for sunscreen. Maybe even towel or bathing suit.
Family Feud Question: Name something people take with them to the beach.
Answer: Um, turkey.
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Originally Published: June 26, 2019
