15 Brilliantly Silly Holiday Jokes You Can Tell at Any Party
Number 8 will sleigh you.
Santa and the soccer announcer
The best possible present
A: A broken drum—you just can’t beat it! Laughing already? Here are 13 more funny jokes for the holidays.
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The stolen advent calendar
A: He got 25 days.
The scarecrow’s Christmas bonus
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
A: The Icebergs.
The bald man’s comb
A: “I’ll never part with it!” Here are 25 more Christmas jokes.
Santa Claus and the chimney
A: Because it soots him. Funny Christmas puns are the perfect way to get the whole office laughing.
Bragging chess masters
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. Find out 16 ways to handle awkward holiday moments.
The nudist t-shirt
I haven’t worn it yet.
A: Because he had low elf esteem :( Check out 32 things you didn’t know about the holiday season.
A North Pole divorce
So, they got a semicolon instead; They’re great for separating independent Clauses.
A sign from above
“Honk if you love Jesus. Keep on texting while you drive if you want to meet him.” Got some out-of-town relatives visiting? Here are the 50 funniest jokes about every state.
What a snowman smells
A: “Is it just me, or do you smell carrots?”
Dyslexic devil worshipper
He sold his soul to Santa. Next, enjoy these 75 short jokes anyone can remember.