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Hot in Cleveland: Joy’s Quotable Quotes

From our partner: As played by actress Jane Leeves, Joy Scroggs is the "Eyebrow Queen of Beverly Hills" on the TV Land show, a wisecracker who has a way with words.

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On romcoms

“Romantic comedies are like cellulite cures—everyone of them is a lie.”

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On going out

“I feel young and hot—like they’re undressing me with their eyes and not finding Spanx.”

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On the Internet

“This is why the Internet was invented—for men to find naked pictures of celebrities and for women to cyber-stalk the men they trust.”

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On dancing

“Dancing with a straight man is like putting a hat on your dog. It’s fun but you know he hates it.”

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On being desperate

“Reek of desperation? That’s insane. There’s no smell.”

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On feeling sexy

“I just don’t feel sexy wearing my reading glasses when I’m texting men.”

Originally Published in Reader's Digest