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Hot in Cleveland: Melanie’s Best Lines

From our partner: In playing Melanie Moretti on the TV Land show, Valerie Bertinelli gets her share of funny quips and well-timed comebacks.

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On burning calories

“My adrenaline is pumping! Do you think that burns calories?”

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On her personality

“I like being likable. Not to brag, but it’s kinda my thing.”

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On appearances

“I don’t have food in [my beard], do I? I don’t want to be one of those guys.”

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On perspective

“I am living in the moment. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it’s a gift.”

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On pleasing people

“I am the way that I am and I like it. And if you don’t like it I probably won’t say anything because I want you to like me.”

Originally Published in Reader's Digest