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Hot in Cleveland: Victoria’s Wittiest One-Liners

From our partner: Actress Wendie Malick portrays the soap-opera star Victoria Chase on the TV Land show, giving her plenty of opportunity to deliver these dramatically clever quotes with attitude.

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On being a diva

“I’ve been speaking diva since I tearfully informed my preschool teacher that not all little teapots are short and stout.”

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On counting calories

“There are no calories if you’re consoling a friend.”

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On marriage

“I’ve had marriages I haven’t snapped out of until two marriages later.”

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On standards

“What is happening to men? Have standards sunk so low that men are now accepting women as they are?”

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On perspective

“I know what will make your problems seem silly and insignificant…my problems.”

Originally Published in Reader's Digest