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Hot in Cleveland: Victoria’s Wittiest One-Liners

From our partner: Actress Wendie Malick portrays the soap-opera star Victoria Chase on the TV Land show, giving her plenty of opportunity to deliver these dramatically clever quotes with attitude.

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On being a diva

“I’ve been speaking diva since I tearfully informed my preschool teacher that not all little teapots are short and stout.”

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On counting calories

“There are no calories if you’re consoling a friend.”

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On marriage

“I’ve had marriages I haven’t snapped out of until two marriages later.”

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On standards

“What is happening to men? Have standards sunk so low that men are now accepting women as they are?”

On perspective

“I know what will make your problems seem silly and insignificant…my problems.”

Originally Published in Reader's Digest