Joan Rivers: 7 Candid, Hilarious, Unapologetic Quotes
The trailblazing, Emmy award-winning comedian and talk-show host had something to say about everything. Here, we've collected some of her most memorable remarks.
I hate housework.
You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. —Joan Rivers
A child of one can be taught not to do certain things…
…such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon. —Joan Rivers
I enjoy life when things are happening.
I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive. Things are happening. —Joan Rivers