What Marge & Homer Simpson Have to Say About Love
They may be an unconventional (and, yes, fictional) couple, but they've made it work for 25 years and counting. Here's what they have to say about love and marriage.
“Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.” —Marge Simpson
“Never throw a butcher knife in anger.” —Homer Simpson
“Be generous in the bedroom. Share your sandwich.” —Homer Simpson
Marge: Maybe our next anniversary will be romantic. Aww, look, Homey, our wedding cake!
Homer: You mean there’s been cake in our freezer for eleven years? Why was I not informed?
“Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her…during a commercial.” —Homer Simpson
On physical appearance
“This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top, and your hands get sticky when you touch it.” —Marge Simpson
On having kids
“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.” —Homer Simpson
Marge: Is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.