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The Top 6 Curses of The Modern Age, As Shown In Cartoons

Need to sic the evil eye on someone? Put down your spell book; Cartoonist Gemma Correll has you covered with these painfully plausible hexes for the modern age.

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© 2015 by Gemma Correll (Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC).

May your avocados never ripen

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© 2015 by Gemma Correll (Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC).

May you spend your life in airports that are distinctly lacking in power outlets

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© 2015 by Gemma Correll (Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC).

May your favorite pen run out, and may you subsequently discover that it has been discontinued

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© 2015 by Gemma Correll (Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC).

May your videos buffer for 10,000 years

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© 2015 by Gemma Correll (Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC).

May your coffee always be decaf

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© 2015 by Gemma Correll (Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC).

May the first Google result for your name forever be that bad poetry blog you wrote when you were 16

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© 2015 by Gemma Correll (Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC).

See more Curses, Comics, and Correll…

…in Gemma’s new cartoon collection, The Worrier’s Guide to Life, available now from Andrews McMeel.

Originally Published in Reader's Digest