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30 Pick Up Lines for Guys That Are Sure to Make Him Laugh

These hilarious pick-up lines for guys are just the beginning of what could be an epic love story.

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Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest. If you just rolled your eyes, smirked a little, or even both, then hold on tight because these pick-up lines are about to get much cornier. Sometimes it’s hard to find the right words when chatting up someone new, but making the other person laugh never fails at breaking the ice. If you’re feeling especially bold, these pick-lines for guys are so tacky, that they won’t be able to help cracking a smile. Make sure to also check out our comprehensive list of the cheesiest pick-up lines guaranteed to get a laugh.

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If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.rd.com

Pretty chill

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

For even more eye-rolls, read up on our corniest jokes that will make you groan.

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Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?rd.com

Boost his confidence

Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

They may even laugh at one of these bad jokes that are so bad they’re good.

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Your eyes are like IKEA… I can get lost in them.rd.com

Everybody loves IKEA

Your eyes are like IKEA… I can get lost in them.

Does your relationship feel like a maze? Check out these relationship jokes that are just way too accurate to make your partner chuckle.

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You must be the guy who’s going to get me a drink.rd.com

The pint of no return

You must be the guy who’s going to get me a drink.

Pull out some of these witty bar jokes for any occasion during your next night out.

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Aren’t you tired running through my mind the whole day?rd.com

Jog my memory

Aren’t you tired running through my mind the whole day?

If these pick-up lines for guys are making you snicker, you’ll love our hub of the cutest puns.

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Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!rd.com

I get a kick out of you

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

Check out our collection of sports jokes which speaking from personal experience, you don’t have to be athletic to find funny.

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I bet you $10 you’re going to turn me down.rd.com

Rejection hurts less when paired with cash

I bet you $10 you’re going to turn me down.

Check out these love and marriage cartoons that are hilariously accurate.

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Let’s flip a coin. Head, and I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.rd.com

It’s a win-win

Let’s flip a coin. Head, and I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.

Your partner will feel extra special if you tell them one of these cheesy jokes about love.

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Boy, you’re the proof that aliens are real, because I think that you just abducted my heart.rd.com

You’re out of this world!

Boy, you’re the proof that aliens are real, because I think that you just abducted my heart.

Don’t miss these space jokes that will prevent anyone from spacing out.

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Let me tie your shoes, ‘cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.rd.com

Safety first

Let me tie your shoes, ‘cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Think these are good? You’ll love these Tinder pick up lines that’ll make your matches laugh!

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We should go out for coffee sometimes because I definitely like you a latte.rd.com

You mocha me crazy

We should go out for coffee sometimes because I definitely like you a latte.

Order a cinnamon pun with your coffee and laugh a latte at these coffee puns.

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If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.rd.com

My main squeeze

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

Don’t forget to bookmark these nerdy pick up lines that are pretty acute.

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Do you fish? Because you have me hooked.rd.com

You’re a catch

Do you fish? Because you have me hooked.

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Not even Snape could Severus apart.rd.com

Certainly a keeper

Not even Snape could Severus apart.

Don’t miss these hysterical Harry Potter jokes all muggles need to know.

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If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.rd.com

Am I right?

If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.

Whether you’re right or acute, these math jokes are perfect for the nerds in your life.

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Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!rd.com

Ogre achiever

Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you! Make sure you send one of these siriusly funny Harry Potter pick up lines to your favorite muggle.

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Are you a boy scout because you tie my heart in knots.rd.com

And my stomach

Are you a boy scout because you tie my heart in knots. If you really want to impress your sweetheart, these flirty knock-knock jokes will do the trick.

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Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.rd.com

Heard it through the grapevine

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

If you haven’t spit out your drink already from these pick-up lines for guys, you definitely will choke over one of these drinking quotes.

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I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?rd.com

Booked it

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

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If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.rd.com

Don’t be a chicken

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

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Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.rd.com

Sweeter than chocolate

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

If you’re chuckling at these pick-up lines for guys, don’t miss these 15 punny food pick-up lines for a guaranteed laugh.

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Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!rd.com

Smooth

Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!

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Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.rd.com

A-dough-rable

Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.

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You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.rd.com

I’ve been studying you

You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.

Learn these smooth chemistry pick up lines and these short jokes for when you need to quickly break the ice.

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Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.rd.com

Good for your health

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

Giggle during your next visit with these doctor and nurse jokes that are sure to get a laugh.

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If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!rd.com

Could also be the champagne

If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!

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Did you fart? Because you blew me away.rd.com

Poofect

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

Release your ridiculous side with these hilariously dumb jokes.

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Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print!rd.com

Super fine

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print!

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Is your name Wi-Fi because I’m really feeling a connection.rd.com

Nothing more romantic than stable Internet

Is your name Wi-Fi because I’m really feeling a connection.

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Oh by the way, I’m wearing that smile you gave me.rd.com

Swoon!

Oh by the way, I’m wearing that smile you gave me.

After you test out these pick-up lines for guys, keep up the banter with these conversation starters that will make you instantly interesting.

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