15 Punny Food Pickup Lines That Guarantee a Chuckle
These one-liners are so cheesy—or is it corny?—you'll laugh out loud!
Would you peas join me for dinner? Lettuce pick a great restaurant! Here are some un-beetable vegetable puns to keep the laughs going.
Bunches of Love
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A Holesome Pun
Speaking of dough, here are 20 bread puns you’ll get a kick out of.
In fact, we just might be the pear-fect couple. P.S.—don’t forget to bookmark these Tinder pick up lines that’ll help break the ice with your matches.
The Missing Letter
Make sure you send this one by text so that they get the joke! Brush up on these flirty knock-knock jokes to really impress your sweetheart.
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And the peanut butter to my jelly, the straw to my berry, the icing to my cupcake. Don’t forget to browse these pasta puns for more laughs.
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There’s S’more Where That Came From
Too cheesy? Nah, there’s no such thing. Need a sweeter pun? These candy puns will do just the trick.
You’re just too sweet! Speaking of sweet—check out these cookie puns that are batter than you think.
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“Mint to be”
Now it’s time to pick up a round of mojitos. Don’t forget to brush up on these chemistry pick up lines guaranteed to get a reaction.