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15 Punny Food Pickup Lines That Guarantee a Chuckle

These one-liners are so cheesy—or is it corny?—you'll laugh out loud!

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Coffee Connection


Share more of our favorite coffee jokes with the cutie at the café.

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“You’re Cute-cumber”

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Bunches of Love

Don’t miss these other hilarious one-liners you’ll want to memorize.

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A Holesome Pun

Speaking of dough, here are 20 bread puns you’ll get a kick out of.

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Fruit Flirtations

In fact, we just might be the pear-fect couple.

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The Missing Letter

Make sure you send this one by text so that they get the joke!

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Date Night

You won’t want to miss these cute puns that will get a smile, not an eye roll.

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Perfect Pair

And the peanut butter to my jelly, the straw to my berry, the icing to my cupcake …

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There’s S’more Where That Came From

For more punnery, check out our favorite food jokes.

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That’s Amore

Too cheesy? Nah, there’s no such thing.

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Holy Cannoli

You’re just too sweet!

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Grilling Giggles

You can’t help but laugh at these 31 groan-worthy dad jokes.

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“Mint to be”

Now it’s time to pick up a round of mojitos.

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Say Cheese

Don’t miss these other 30 cheesy pickup lines guaranteed to get a laugh.

Originally Published on Taste of Home