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15 Punny Food Pickup Lines That Guarantee a Chuckle

These one-liners are so cheesy—or is it corny?—you'll laugh out loud!

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Coffee Connection

Share more of our favorite coffee jokes with the cutie at the café. If you prefer tea, these tea puns will have you laughing.

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“You’re Cute-cumber”

Would you peas join me for dinner? Lettuce pick a great restaurant! Here are some un-beetable vegetable puns to keep the laughs going.

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Bunches of Love

Don’t miss these other hilarious one-liners you’ll want to memorize.

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A Holesome Pun

Speaking of dough, here are 20 bread puns you’ll get a kick out of.

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Fruit Flirtations

In fact, we just might be the pear-fect couple. P.S.—don’t forget to bookmark these Tinder pick up lines that’ll help break the ice with your matches.

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The Missing Letter

Make sure you send this one by text so that they get the joke! Brush up on these flirty knock-knock jokes to really impress your sweetheart.

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Date Night

You won’t want to miss these cute puns that will get a smile, not an eye roll.

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Perfect Pair

And the peanut butter to my jelly, the straw to my berry, the icing to my cupcake. Don’t forget to browse these pasta puns for more laughs.

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Beeting Heart

Here are 75 more short jokes anyone can remember.

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There’s S’more Where That Came From

For more punnery, check out our favorite food jokes. Or, if ice cream is more your thing, these sweet ice cream puns will get you laughing.

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That’s Amore

Too cheesy? Nah, there’s no such thing. Need a sweeter pun? These candy puns will do just the trick.

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Holy Cannoli

You’re just too sweet! Speaking of sweet—check out these cookie puns that are batter than you think.

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Grilling Giggles

You can’t help but laugh at these 31 groan-worthy dad jokes.

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“Mint to be”

Now it’s time to pick up a round of mojitos. Don’t forget to brush up on these chemistry pick up lines guaranteed to get a reaction.

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Say Cheese

Don’t miss these other 30 cheesy pickup lines guaranteed to get a laugh.

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