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15 Times People Used Quotation Marks Wrong

Grammar can get confusing sometimes, even for native English speakers. Some people still don't understand how you're not supposed to use quotation marks!

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 Win “the new” iPod shuffle

Occasionally, quotation marks are used for emphasis—but this usage is often confusing, like in the above example. Full disclosure: we thought iPods were a moot point since the iPhone arrived on the scene. Here are funny spelling mistakes you won’t believe were actually printed.

Japanese sliced bread with curry kare pan close-up on the table. Horizontal top view from aboveAS Food studio/Shutterstock

Curry Doughnuts “Always Fresh”

It seems fresh doughnuts aren’t a guarantee at this shop.

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“Do not” put brown hand towels in the toilet, they will not flush

Is this a suggestion? Because plumbing problems are no joke, sir.

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Please place your empty glasses “here”

Is this a trick or a test? Just tell me where my glass goes. Don’t miss these things you’ve been saying wrong the whole time.

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100 percent fruit “no sugar added”

Something about those quotation marks makes us think you’re lying.

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The only one price dealer in Los Angeles; “No hassle”; Ultimate transparency

The use of quotation marks in this car dealership advertisement is anything but transparent.

Interior of the vehicle speedometer panel and steering wheel with focus on some partsDaniel Myjones/Shutterstock

Good luck with “learning to drive”

This is in the foreword of a driving theory book.

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“We have” turkey bacon

But do you really? These are the grammar myths your English teacher lied to you about.

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Philly’s all new cold hoagies: “real” ham, turkey, and roast beef

Sounds appetizing, but we’ll pass.

Window cleaner working on a glass facade in a gondolaLevent Konuk/Shutterstock

Men working above, “dangerous”

Is it a life-or-death job or just your average nine-to-five?

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Please “do not” use staples for posting

Please, don’t use quotation marks for emphasis. Here are hilarious newspaper typos you won’t believer were printed.

Coins and notes of The United States of America (U.S.A.) heaped together. A closeup view.Victor Wong/Shutterstock

Please “pay” for these products at the counter

Again, these quotes make us think paying is just a suggestion.

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Treat your “family” to something “fresh baked!”

This sentence sounds like an April fool’s joke. For example, instead of creme between sandwich cookies, there’s toothpaste.

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“California” peaches, plums, or nectarines

There is nothing more enticing than a “California” peach.

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Close the door completely. We have “milk” and “dish washing liquid” stolen every “fortnight.”

Next, check out these funny signs that don’t know how to “use” quotation marks.

[Source: reddit.com]