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30 Valentine’s Day Puns You Can’t Help but Smile At

These Valentine’s Day puns are the perfect sweet (but also silly) message to write in your love’s card this February 14th.

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Sweet love

Pie like you berry much. After you’re done laughing at these hilariously cute Valentine’s Day puns, check out these interesting facts about Valentine’s Day.

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Bear hugs

Can’t bear to be without you.

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Soothing aloe

Aloe you vera much. Try out these Valentine’s Day ideas long term couples swear by.

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Veggie love

So mushroom in my heart for you. If you think these Valentine’s Day puns are funny, check out these love and marriage cartoons that are hilariously accurate.

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Electric heart

I love you a whole watt.

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Baking romance

You whisk me off my feet. If you don’t have anyone you can share these Valentine’s Day puns with, check out these ways to be single on Valentine’s Day.

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Otters in love

I love you like no otter.

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Succulent sunshine

Life would succ without you. Try these tips for the best Valentine’s Day on a budget

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Squeaky clean cuteness

I was soapin’ you’d be my Valentine.

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Sweet peach

I a-peach-iate you. These are the best Valentine’s Day gift ideas for her

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Hoot hoot hearts

I’ll owl-ways love you.

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Volcano valentines

I lava you. Check out these adorable Valentine’s Day gifts for kids. You can incorporate some of these Valentine’s Day puns into their cards.

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Stitch my heart

You’re sew special to me.

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Falling in love

Do you beleaf in love? These Valentine’s Day puns are sure to make you laugh, but you probably never knew about the dark history behind the holiday

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Chemical reaction

We’ve got good chemistry.

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Bread buddies

You’re the loaf of my life. These are the best heart-shaped products for Valentine’s Day.

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Ocean seals

Seal-ed with a kiss.

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Cleaning cuteness

You sweep me off my feet.

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Shell soulmates

I turtlely love you. These are the most romantic Valentine’s Day restaurants in every state.

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Chickpea couple

Words cannot express hummus I love you.

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Desert of love

I’ll never desert you.

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Poked in the heart

So glad I pricked you.

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Typewriter love poem

You’re just my type. Check out these awesome best friend gifts for Valentine’s Day.

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Periodic people

I sulfur when you argon.

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Seasoned with affection

You are my everything bagel.

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Chameleon crush

You’re one in a chameleon.

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Love running through my veins

I aorta tell you how much I love you. These are Valentine’s Day traditions from around the world.

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Citrus appreciation

Will you be my Valenlime?

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Octopus amour

You octopi my heart!

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Musical notes

I love you beyond measure. If your partner isn’t one for Valentine’s Day puns, try these love quotes to add to your Valentine’s Day card.

Morgan Cutolo
Morgan is the Assistant Digital Managing Editor at Reader’s Digest. She graduated from the University of New Hampshire in 2016 where she received her Bachelor of Arts in Journalism. When she’s not writing for or keeping the 650+ pieces of content our team produces every month organized, she likes watching HGTV, going on Target runs, and searching through Instagram to find new corgi accounts to follow.