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Top Life Advice From the Greatest Wits of All Time

Follow it at your own risk.

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.

—Margaret Thatcher

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

—Mark Twain

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

—Laurence J. Peter

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.

—Flannery O’Connor

Never floss with a stranger.

—Joan Rivers

Nothing risqué, nothing gained.

—Alexander Woollcott

Don’t let the fear of striking out hold you back.

—Babe Ruth

The truth is inside you. There ain’t no crystal ball.

—Dolly Parton

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

—WC Fields

Originally Published in Reader's Digest