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Top Life Advice From the Greatest Wits of All Time

Follow it at your own risk.

1 / 9

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.

—Margaret Thatcher

2 / 9

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

—Mark Twain

3 / 9

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

—Laurence J. Peter

4 / 9

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.

—Flannery O’Connor

5 / 9

Never floss with a stranger.

—Joan Rivers

6 / 9

Nothing risqué, nothing gained.

—Alexander Woollcott

7 / 9

Don’t let the fear of striking out hold you back.

—Babe Ruth

8 / 9

The truth is inside you. There ain’t no crystal ball.

—Dolly Parton

9 / 9

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

—WC Fields

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