25 Work-Friendly Jokes That Will Still Crack You Up
Just try to read these with a straight face. You're guaranteed a chuckle even if you're sitting in a tiny cube on a rainy Monday morning.
His wife thought he was immature, so he banned her from his pillow fort.
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and that number skyrockets when you also count those who are at their job right now.
Why won’t sharks prey on female swimmers?
Because they’re man-eaters.
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In the running
Which track and field event should be open to everyone?
The human race.
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Teamwork is dreamwork
The Six Phases of a group project:
- Blame game
- Punishment of the toilers
- Praise for the slackers
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What’s the difference between apathy and ignorance?
I don’t know, and I don’t care!
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Now you’re talking
How many therapists to do you need to change a light bulb?
Just one. But the light bulb has to really want to change.
Open door policy
Howie you likin’ my jokes?
They say marriage is grand. And divorce is about ten grand.
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So what was your dream last night?
I don’t know. I slept through it.
A thoroughbred stallion walks into a bar. “Why the long face?” asks the bartender.
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How do you beautify a landfill?
Throw away something gorgeous.
Do the math!
Eight out of every three people have trouble with fractions.
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Just add sugar
What’s a good pick-up line to use on a chef?
Don’t go bakin’ my heart.
What counts as minor surgery?
Any procedure performed on someone else.
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See the light
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
It depends on what kind of insurance the light bulb has.
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I invented a new word. Plagiarism.
Why don’t physicists date biologists?
They don’t have any chemistry.
Feel the force
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars characters. His brother Jabba and sister Darth Maul are less amused.
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When is a Dad joke cool?
When he tells it in winter.
I feel like we’ve done this before.
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Employee of the month
This morning my boss told me to “Have a great day!” So, I punched him in the face and went home.
Bark n’ ride
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. It got so bad I had to take away his bike.
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A box of chocolates has about 5,400 calories. Don’t eat the box and you’ll be fine.
There are two kinds of people. The kind who wash their dishes after they eat, and the kind who wash them just before.