Funny Medical Acronyms, Decoded

Say what? Here's some of the more shocking slang that doctors might use.

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D.I.N.K.

D.I.N.K.
Patient who Did Not Keep appointment

P.I.T.A.

P.I.T.A.
Pain In The Ass

F.L.K.

F.L.K.
Funny-Looking Kid

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F.A.B.I.A.N.S.

F.A.B.I.A.N.S.
Felt Awful But I’m All right Now Syndrome

P.M.S.

P.M.S.
Poor Miserable Soul

G.O.M.E.R.

G.O.M.E.R.
Get Out of My Emergency Room

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D & D

D & D
Divorced & Desperate (middle-age female who visits doctor weekly for male attention)

H.I.B.G.I.A.

H.I.B.G.I.A.
Had It Before, Got It Again

H.O.N.D.A.

H.O.N.D.A.
Hypertensive Obese Non-compliant Diabetic Adult

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L.O.L.I.N.A.D.

L.O.L.I.N.A.D.
Little Old Lady in No Apparent Distress

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