1. Feel Good About Being a Lightweight
2. Carry a Cold Water Bottle
3. Drink a Cup of Coffee
4. Load Up a New Playlist
5. Watch an Inspiring Commercial
6. Make Friends with a Foam Roller
7. Get Appy
8. Hydrate All Day Long
9. Go All OutâFor Just a Minute
10. Wear Sunscreen
11. Wear Good Socks
12. Have a Snack
13. Save the Stretch
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.