Beat the heat: Peppermint tea mist
Beat the heat: Chrysanthemum tea
Beat the heat: Breathe like a yogi
Beat the heat: Chill your mattress
Beat the heat: DIY air-conditioning
Beat the heat: Aloe vera
Beat the heat: Spicy food
Beat the heat: Pressure points
Beat the heat: Ice-cold sheets
Beat the heat: Take a cool shower
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.